1. Sometimes Facebook is great.

     

  2. hinder:

    it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

    (Source: sprout, via sarzc16)

     
  3. brberry:

    he came and he conquered

    I want to cuddle him.

    (Source: catsbeaversandducks, via juergenwm)

     
  4. juergenwm:

    therawins:

    Twitter friends are the best friends anyone can have! (Sung to the tune of Three Best Friends from the Hangover)

    Psst…. juergenwm

    F is for friends who do stuff together

    U is for u and me

    N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here on the twitter scene!!!

    (Sung to the tune of F.U.N by Sponge Bob)

    Jess was my first twitter friend→ real friend and that feels v cool!

    Lol forever.

     
  5. Twitter friends are the best friends anyone can have! (Sung to the tune of Three Best Friends from the Hangover)

    Psst…. juergenwm

     
  6. fakenasty:

    OH MYGOD

    (Source: kardashy, via sarzc16)

     
     
  7. I had such a crush on her…I wanted to be Paul Rudd…..

    (Source: jackgasp, via sarzc16)

     

  8. Things I Say While I'm Driving

    1. Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
    2. Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
    3. Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
    4. Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
    5. Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
    6. Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
    7. Me: /dinosaur screams/
     
  9. smartgirlsattheparty:

    thedemsocialist:

    Any questions?

    Woah.

    Good god.

     

  10. nakedly:

    just reminding everyone i have an ask box

    (via -this-)